Thursday, June 10, 2010

Terrible Thursday: Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector (2006)

Can someone please tell me what’s funny about this guy? Is it a southern red neck thing because I seriously don’t understand? Don’t get me wrong I’m not making fun of southerners or red necks per se. I just don’t find his humor amusing at all. Okay, so he had that stupid catch phrase “Get-r-done” which lasted five fucking minutes but I don’t even know what it means. What or who am I supposed to ‘get done’? I honestly want to know what moron said, “Hey, let’s give Larry the Cable Guy a movie. He has mass public appeal right now and it’ll be funny.” Uh, the guy is not an actor he’s a comedian…a mediocre one at best. Plus, why should he get a film? Was he that popular at the time that a movie was truly needed? Now I’ve never seen this movie before and I don’t intend too but I know shit when I see shit and this ladies and gentlemen is a mountain of steaming hot shit. Here is the summary from IMDB:

"Irreverent as ever, Larry The Cable Guy plays a big city health inspector who's happy with his usual beat of greasy spoon diners and low-rent ethnic restaurants. His easygoing life is turned upside-down when he's saddled with a straight-arrow rookie partner (Iris Bahr) and assigned the biggest case of his career: investigating an outbreak of mysterious food poisonings at the city's swankiest restaurants. Infuriating restaurateurs with his bad manners, Larry still manages to charm a sweet, shy waitress (Megyn Price) into a budding romance. But when his unorthodox methods cost him his job, Larry has to go undercover to bring the conspirators to justice and 'Git-R-Done!"

Do you know what this movie really is…besides shit? It’s a miss-mosh of poorly written scenes acted out by people who have C-List status if that. There’s no meaning or true direction to the film and therefore it serves no purpose. Look, I’ve seen my fair share of films that are crappy and found enjoyment from them but this is a different type of film. I wonder if the producers/studio made their money back…probably not. This movie and it’s so called “star” is a dingle berry on a dogs asshole!

Overall: F (and the F also stands for fucking pathetic)

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