Tyler Perry’s Dildos- the first 50 who purchase will be lucky enough to have them signed. I wish mine was that size.
Tyler Perry’s Depends Diaper- for the elder generation who can’t make it to the bowl…like my dickhead father.
Tyler Perry’s Condoms- these condoms are better than the ones you buy. Why? Because they have my name on them.
Thanks for your time. Please go out and buy something of mine. It’ll make me feel better.